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Why We Do The Folks We Do.. (By Sue Butler) WHY FOREIGN WOMEN DO JAPANESE MEN : Less of a mouthful, to be adored and worshipped just the way you are, lots of expensive presents. To never be put down in front of your friends. WHY FOREIGN WOMEN STAY WITH JAPANESE MEN : With all that worshipping -you need ask? WHY JAPANESE MEN DO FOREIGN WOMEN : To find out if they really are bigger, tastier, true blondes, less passive - and to squeeze big tits. WHY JAPANESE MEN STAY WITH FOREIGN WOMEN : We don't let them leave. WHY FOREIGN MEN DO JAPANESE WOMEN : To be adored and worshipped just the way you are, lots of expensive presents. To have breakfast cooked without bitching. To never be put down in front of your friends. WHY FOREIGN MEN STAY WITH JAPANESE WOMEN : With all that worshipping -you need ask? WHY JAPANESE WOMEN DO FOREIGN MEN : Novelty. WHY JAPANESE WOMEN STAY WITH FOREIGN MEN : Beats me. WHY FOREIGNERS DO EACH OTHER : Unless they brought their own, they invariably don't . But if they didn't, to realise why they left home. WHY FOREIGNERS STAY WITH EACH OTHER : Torture. WHY JAPANESE DO EACH OTHER : To procreate. WHY JAPANESE STAY WITH EACH OTHER : Because mum and dad said they have to or because mum and dad said they shouldn't. WHAT TIMOTHY LEUERS DOES : God only knows; but it may say "baa" Issue 49 |
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